Lyrics to songs that have been used in relation to Harley and Joker, or that conjure up images of them... send in any you think are appropriate!

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SAY THAT WE'RE SWEETHEARTS AGAIN
Old showtune from the film 'Meet the People'; Harley sings it in 'Harlequinade'

I never knew  
That our romance had ended
Until you poisoned my food
And I thought it was a lark  
When you kicked me in the park...
But now I think it was rude!  

I never knew  
That you and I were finished  
Until that bottle hit my head!  
And I tried to be aloof when you  
Pushed me off the roof -
I feel our romance is dead.  

It wouldn't have been so bad  
If you had told me
That someone had taken my place!  
But no, no you didn't even scold me!  
Ya just tried to disfigure my face!

You'll never know  
How my poor heart is breaking -
It seems so hopeless but then  
Life used to be so placid!  
Won't you please put down that acid?  
And say that we're sweethearts again!

Spoken:
How well I remember
That night in Bridgeport
That was the night you gave me the hotfoot
I thought there was sort of a strange look in your eyes
But then you smiled and, well, it made everything all right
Then there was the time we went canooing
And you set fire to my dress
You said you pushed me overboard to put out the flame
But I never quite understood why you held me under water so long
Now, I've never met this girl who's taken my place
But I wish you all the happiness in the world
And if there's anything I can do
You know you can always reach me in room number 304
At the General Hospital
Farewell my sweet!

You'll never know how my poor heart is breaking -
It looks so hopeless but then,
My love can go just so far
Won't you please put down that crowbar?
And say that we're sweethearts again!

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JUST GO LOONY?
Written by Alan Moore, from the graphic novel, The Killing Joke

When the world is full of care  
And every headline screams despair  
When all is rape, starvation, war, and life is vile  
Then there's a certain thing I do  
Which I shall pass along to you  
That's always guaranteed to make me smile...  
I go...  
LOO-OO-OONY!  
As a light-bulb battered bug  
Simply  
LOO-OO-OONY!  
Sometimes foam and chew the rug  
Mister, life is swell  
In a padded cell  
It'll chase those blues away...  
You can trade your gloom  
For a rubber room  
And injections twice a day.  
Just go  
LOO-OO-OONY!  
Like an acid casuality  
Or a  
M00-00-NIE!  
Or a preacher on T.V.  
When the human race  
Wears an anxious face  
When the bomb hangs overhead  
When your kid turns blue  
It won't worry you  
You can just smile and nod your head.  
When you're  
LOO-OO-OONY!  
Then you just don't give a fig...  
Man's so  
PU-UU-UNY!  
And the Universe so big  
If you hurt inside  
Get certified  
And if life should treat you bad  
Don't get  
EE-EE-EVEN  
Get MAD!  

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TOO BAD
End credits song for the horror film 'April Fools'

Too bad you're crazy
Too bad you're loony as hell
So long, we coulda been swell
Together!
Too bad you're whacko (whacko)
How sad your marbles are gone (all gone)
We could be dancin till dawn,
But you're too weird for words (ah-ah-ah-ah)

How did you get so strange?
You were such a beautiful kid.
Now you are so deranged -  
Was it mom and daddy?Something they did?

(Too bad you're whacko) Too baaaad
(You should be locked in a cell) How sad, you're great, but hey!What the hell, you're craaazy!!
(You're off the deepend) Bon-voyaaaage
(Your life's a practical joke)I'd bail you out, but I'm broke
Yer brain's competely fried!!(ah-ah-ah-ah)

Life's just a party trick to you (ahhhhhh)
Clown jokes equals murder to you....
It's time to put yu on the slab (Lovin's you's a three ring circus)

You do look fetching, too bad.
It could be catching Ye Gad!
I'm a little crazy my
Just a little bit crazy, my
I'm a little bit crazy myseeeeeeeelf.

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MISGUIDED ANGEL
By Cowboy Junkies

Yeah I said "Momma he's crazy and he scares me
But I want him by my side
Though he's wild and he's bad and sometimes just plain mad
I need him to keep me satisfied"
I said "Papa don't cry cause it's alright
And I see you in some of his ways
Though he might not give me the love that you wanted
I'll love him the rest of my days"

Misguided angel hangin over me
Heart like a Gabriel, pure and white as ivory
Soul like a Lucifer, black and cold like a piece of lead
Misguided angel, love you till I'm dead

I said "Brother speak to me of passion
You said never to settle for nothin less
Well it's in the way he walks, it's in the way he talks
His smile, his anger, and his kisses"

Yeah I said "Sister don't you understand?
He's all I ever wanted in a man
I'm tired of sittin round the t.v. every night
Hoping I'm finding a Mister Right"

Misguided angel hangin over me
Heart like a Gabriel, pure and white as ivory
Soul like a Lucifer, black and cold like a piece a lead
Misguided angel, love you till I'm dead

He says "Baby don't listen to what they say
There comes a time when you'll have to break away"
He says "Baby there are things we all cling to all our lives
It's time to let them go and become my wife"

Misguided angel hangin over me
Heart like a Gabriel, pure and white as ivory
Soul like a Lucifer, black and cold like a piece of lead
Misguided angel, love you till I'm dead


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LOVE FOOL
By Cardigan

Dear, I fear we're facing a problem
You love me no longer, I know and
Maybe there is nothing that I can do
To make you do

Mama tells me I shouldn't bother
That I ought to stick to another man
A man that surely deserves me
But I think you do

So I cried, I prayed and I begged

Love me, love me, say that you love me
Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me
Love me, love me, pretend that you love me
Leave me, leave me, just say that you need me

So I cry, and I lang for you to

Love me, love me, say that you love me
Leave me, leave me, just say that you need me
I can't care 'bout anything but you

Lately, I have desperately pondered
Spent my nights awake and I wonder
What I could have done in another way
To make you stay

Reason will not reach a solution
I will end up lost in confusion
I don't care if you really care
As long as you don't go

So I cry, I pray and I beg

Love me, love me, say that you love me
Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me
Love me, love me, pretend that you love me
Leave me, leave me, just say that you need me

So I cry, and I lang for you to

Love me, love me, say that you love me
Leave me, leave me, just say that you need me
I can't care 'bout anything but you
Anything but you

Love me, love me, say that you love me
Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me
Love me, love me, I know that you need me
I can't care 'bout anything but you

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No.1 Crush
By Garbage

I would die for you
I would die for you
I've been dying just to
feel you by my side
To know that you're mine

I will cry for you
I will cry for you
I will wash away your pain
with all my tears
And drown your fear

I will pray for you
I will pray for you
I will sell my soul for
something pure and true
Someone like you

See your face every
place that I walk in
Hear your voice every
time I am talking
You will believe in me
And I will never be ignored

I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and
bleed my aching heart
I'll tear it apart

I will lie for you
I can steal for you
I will crawl on hands and
knees until you see
You're just like me

Violate all my love that I'm missing
Throw away all the pain
that I'm living
You will believe in me
And I can never be ignored

I would die for you
I would kill for you
I will steal for you
I'd do time for you
I would wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sail ships for you
To be close to you
To be a part of you
'Cause I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you

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Sucker
By the Blue Meanies

You're succulent,
And innocent.
Swing my hips at you,
Lick lips at you, I'll make you mine,
I'll make you mine, and suck you dry.

Victim, another victim, (Woah.)
Victim, another day is mine.
Victim, another victim, (Woah.)
Victim, another day is mine.

I cheat on you.
I lie to you.
I'll steal from you,
I'll cry for you, I'll make you mine,
I'll make you mine, and suck you dry.

Victim, another victim, (Woah.)
Victim, another day is mine.
Victim, another victim, (Woah.)
Victim, another day is mine.

I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!)
I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!)
I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!)
I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!)

Victim, another victim, (Woah.)
Victim, another day is mine.
Victim, another victim, (Woah.)
Victim, another day is mine.

I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!)
I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!)
I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!)
I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!)

I want your blood, (Sucker!) and your blood is mine. (Sucker!)
I want your blood, (Sucker!) and your blood is mine. (Sucker!)
I want your blood, (Sucker!) and your blood is mine. (Sucker!)
I want your blood, (Sucker!) and your blood is mine. (Sucker!)
(Sucker, sucker. Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker.)

Sucker.
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Mainlining Murder
By Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards

well don't touch me baby your finger tips they feel like pins across my skin
just light another cigerette so i don't regret inviting you over
well don't hold my hand or i'll punch your face i'm a hungry rat in this hole i waste
thers no blood to taste in this awful place
i'm mainlining murder

mainlining murder baby

i'll creep in your room when your not there i'll creep in your head i'll creep in your bed
and your walls will be stained with the blood that you bled i cut you open
well i'll roll your pieces in a shower curtain and then
when it's all said all said and done and we've had some fun yeh me and you

i'm mainlining murder

i'm mainlining murder baby
GO!!!
i want you to bleed

mainlining murder baby
mainlining murder baby

you broke my heart i dug you a ditch and now i'm cuming after you you dirty bitch
i'm gonna murder you

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He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss)
By Hole

He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me but it didn't hurt me
He couldn't stand to hear me say
That I'd been with someone new
And when I told him I had been untrue

He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and it felt like a kiss (felt like a kiss)
He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I knew he loved me
If he didn't care for me,
I could have never made him mad
But he hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I was glad

(Da-da-da-ah)
(Da-da-da-ah)

Yes, he hit me (da-da-da-ah) and it felt like a kiss (felt like a kiss)
He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I knew I loved him
And then, he took me in his arms
With all the tenderness there is
And when he kissed me (da-da-da-ah), he made me his
(Da-da-da)

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Mine For Life
By The Sounds

Man I?m in trouble, ?cause I can?t see clear.
My head is pounding harder and you?re not here, are never here.
But I had it once, but not anymore.
Well now I am tired and now I am bored, well I?m so bored.

But I could never leave you, eventhough I?ve tried.
No I could never leave you, ?cause you are mine for life.

I?ve been lost I?ve been found, I?ve been fooling around.
I?ve been hold, I?ve been told, I?ve been changing my mind.
I?ve been up, I?ve been downn, come on in, take your time.
I?ve been low, I?ve been high, I?m in love with this lie.
Aooooooo. Do you feel the same?
Aooooooo. It wears me out again.

If this is called living, well don?t count me in.
Sure I feel alive, but it doesn?t mean a thing, no nothing.

But I could never leave you, even though I?ve tried.
No I could never leave you, ?cause you are mine for life.

I?ve been lost I?ve been found, I?ve been fooling around.
I?ve been hold, I?ve been told, I?ve been changing my mind.
I?ve been up, I?ve been downn, come on in, take your time.
I?ve been low, I?ve been high, I?m in love with this lie.
Aooooooo. Do you feel the same?
Aooooooo. It wears me out again.
Aooooooo. Do you feel the same?
Aooooooo. It wears me out again.

I?ve been lost I?ve been found, I?ve been fooling around.
I?ve been up, I?ve been downn, come on in, take your time.
I?ve been low, I?ve been high, I?m in love with this lie.
So good, It?s so good, so good, HA!

It brings me up just to kick me down.
It?ll fix me up, just to kick me down.
Kick it, kick it, kick it up.
Well bring me down oh yeah yeah.



I Wish I Were In Love Again


The sleepless nights,
The daily fights
The quick toboggan when you reach the heights
I miss the kisses and I miss the bites
I wish I were in love again!

The broken dates,
The endless waits,
The lovely loving and the hateful hates,
The conversations with the flying plates
I wish I were in love again!

No more pain
no more strain
now I'm sane but ...
I would rather be gaga!
The pulled-out fur
of cat and cur
the fine mismating of a him and her
I've learned my lesson, but I wish I were
in love again!

The furtive sight
the blackened eye,
the words "I'll love you till the day I day"
the self-deception the belives the lie
I wish I were in love again!

When love congeals
it soon reveals
the faint aroma of performing seals
the double-crossong of a pair of heels.
I wish I were in love again!

No more care
no despair
I'm all there now
But I'd rather be punch-drunk!
Belive me sir
I much prefer
the classic battle of a him and her.
I don't like quiet and
I wish I were in love again!




Honey
By Hush Sound

Spin your body around
Now your feet are gonna hit the ground
I am going sleepless and you're out of lullabies

Honey, honey, honey, you're the death of me
Won't stop holding my hands down
Baby, baby, baby, you never let me

You've got a dark heart
You've got a cold kiss

You are my love, my love, my love
You are my love

Everybody's breakin' every time you start shaking
Don't come calling my name
Everybody's fallin' every time you come a-calling

I want you to know

Honey, honey, you were the first one
Darling, darling, around my door
Honey, honey, you never let me

You've got a dark heart
You've got a cold kiss
You've got a dark heart
You've got a cold kiss

You are my love, my love, my love
You are my love

Always turning back to you
Till you never let me down
Loving your illusion
Staring at a crooked crown

You always let me down
You always let me down
You always let me down

But you are my love, my love, my love
You are my love

Honey, honey, honey, you're the death of me
Honey, honey, honey, will you ever see?


The Worse He Treats Me
By Alan Menken

The worse he treats me
The more he loves me
It sounds unusual I know
But when he hurts me
That's how he tells me
That he would never let me go

I buy him presents
That's when he beats me
He doesn't mean it to be cruel
I know he needs me
He knows Karate
It's HI-YA SU
And I'm his fool

He doesn't talk of love
Or sunshine, or flowers, or birds
But when we're home alone together
One slap is worth ten thousand words

The worse he treats me
The more he loves me
Well that's a fair exchange I guess
But I'm still prayin'
He won't stop sluggin'
Cuz that would mean he'd love me less

He doesn't talk of love
Or sunshine, or flowers, or birds
But when we're home alone together
One slap is worth ten thousand words

The worse he treats me
The more he loves me
The worse he treats me
The more he loves me
The worse he treats me
The more he loves me


I Can't Decide
By The Scissor Sisters


It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten

I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you're gotten in my way

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

It's a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angry

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

Oh I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's why

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and clo
se the blinds
We're going for a ride